“Apples in the human world are worth the trip. What’s the best way to describe these? Juicy?”
You can be such a loser sometimes me.
Can’t tell when last I had sex…
Don’t get me wrong, ain’t no pussy shortage,
But to have sex and really feel it is a story by itself.
"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!"
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."
omg she’s adorable