Apples in the human world are worth the trip. What’s the best way to describe these? Juicy?”

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it

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Tumble knows.

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You can be such a loser sometimes me.

Can’t tell when last I had sex…
Don’t get me wrong, ain’t no pussy shortage,
But to have sex and really feel it is a story by itself.

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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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oregonfairy:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

omg she’s adorable

oregonfairy:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

omg she’s adorable

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