Can’t tell when last I had sex…
Don’t get me wrong, ain’t no pussy shortage,
But to have sex and really feel it is a story by itself.

containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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oregonfairy:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

omg she’s adorable

oregonfairy:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

omg she’s adorable

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dusqphire:

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.


Blogged this once because of the sign. Blogged again for the caption! Bahahahaha!!!-Foxy (don’t worry, I sang it in my head too.)

dusqphire:

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

Blogged this once because of the sign. Blogged again for the caption! Bahahahaha!!!
-Foxy (don’t worry, I sang it in my head too.)

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rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

image

image

(Source: owls-only)

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clarknokent:

viiximcmxc:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

openyourearsnlisten:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This is cold blooded :(

Shit I spit my juice outta my mouth 😂😂😂😂😂

lmaooooo

Lmao

Bitch you thought!

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nybe:

65 Buick Riviera Clamshells

nybe:

65 Buick Riviera Clamshells

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